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Dragonball - Funny Quotes

After hearing several funny things said in Japanese Dragonball Z episodes, I decided to create a section that lists them.

Episode Number Quote
252 (After Buu gives Mr. Satan candy made out of people to eat)
Mr. Satan: *Points in another direction and yells, causing Buu to look; spits the candy out*
Majin Buu: What was it?
Mr. Satan: *Stares and gasps in the same direction again, causing Majin Buu to look; elbows Majin Buu in the kneck*
Majin Buu: It was nothing... Was something there?
Mr. Satan: I thought I saw a shadow or something...
Majin Buu: Okay, I'll kill it. *Fires a blast*
Mr. Satan: That was wonderful! You're incredible! I mean it!
275 (After Goku and Vegeta squeeze together to attack Majin Buu)
Vegeta: *Rubbing his cheek* I'd rather have fused with him...
Goku: Yo, Vegeta! Are you done over there?
Vegeta: Stay away from me, Kakarotto!
278 (After Dende explains to Mr. Satan who Kaioshin and the Elder Kaioshin are)
Mr. Satan: No kidding, those old men? Then how come they can't beat Buu if they're so powerful?
Dende: Th.. That's...
Elder Kaioshin: He touched on a sore point.
278 (After the Elder Kaioshin says the dragonballs would cause confusion in nature)
Goku: Don't speak like a book, gramps. If we can do it, I'll give you some nude pictures, really hot pictures.
Elder Kaioshin: Nu... Nude pictures?
Goku: See? I bet you want them. She's not too young, but is still good.
Elder Kaioshin: But she was killed, wasn't she?
Goku: That's why we have to use the dragonballs!
Vegeta: Hey! Kakarotto! That girl you're talking about isn't Bulma, right?
(Goku freaks out)
Vegeta: How... how dare you?! Damn you, she's my wife! Why don't you give him nude pictures of Chi Chi?!
Goku: She's not pretty... You know, we're going to get killed if we don't do this?
288 Goten: Was I cuter when I was born?
Goku: I don't know. I was dead when you were born.

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